Goodr "Middle Seat Advantage” LFG Polarized Sunglasses

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*Smaller for Skinny or younger faces!
FOR YEARS OUR CUSTOMERS WITH SMALLER NOGGINS HAVE BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR US TO MAKE SMALLER GOODRS FOR THEIR TINY NOODLES!!! WE FINALLY BROKE DOWN AND MADE THESE NEW LFGS. THESE LIL GOODRS OFFER THE SAME GREAT BENEFITS AS OUR OTHER FRAME STYLES, BUT THEY’RE PERFECTLY SUITED FOR PETITE NOGGINS!!! AVAILABLE IN SIX STYLISH COLORS, THERE’S A LIL SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE (NO PUN INTENDED).
Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane