Goodr "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy” LFG Polarized Sunglasses

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*Smaller for Skinny or younger faces!
FOR YEARS OUR CUSTOMERS WITH SMALLER NOGGINS HAVE BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR US TO MAKE SMALLER GOODRS FOR THEIR TINY NOODLES!!! WE FINALLY BROKE DOWN AND MADE THESE NEW LFGS. THESE LIL GOODRS OFFER THE SAME GREAT BENEFITS AS OUR OTHER FRAME STYLES, BUT THEY’RE PERFECTLY SUITED FOR PETITE NOGGINS!!! AVAILABLE IN SIX STYLISH COLORS, THERE’S A LIL SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE (NO PUN INTENDED).
Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.